completely-dunn:

When you drink cold water after chewing mint gum

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sexypuffle:

completely-dunn:

sexypuffle:

completely-dunn:

I was going to look up if authors write their own “about the author” page when this gem came up

This is an actual question asked by actual people. 

It’s official. Everyone’s an idiot. I’m moving to mars. To escape these horrible google searches.

There’s no google on mars, sexypuffle. So I think that should do the trick. 

Well shit.

(via sexypuffle)

completely-dunn:

sexypuffle:

completely-dunn:

I was going to look up if authors write their own “about the author” page when this gem came up

This is an actual question asked by actual people. 

It’s official. Everyone’s an idiot. I’m moving to mars. To escape these horrible google searches.

There’s no google on mars, sexypuffle. So I think that should do the trick. 

Well shit.

(via completely-dunn-deactivated2015)

raspbeary:

girls should have long hair. i prefer girls with long hair. the hair must be very long at least 85 ft. long so that i may wrap my entire body around it several times and coat it in salive and form a cocoon from which i will emerge victorious and claim my throne as the moth king

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floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(via relahvant)

lzbth:

i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL

(via relahvant)

flewor:

flirt with me by reblogging my selfie

(via pizza)

officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

(via orgasm)